Noteworthy and Not

It’s everywhere, it’s everywhere, this
sign of our times. Wherever I go, I travel
with my own irony board, the supermodel says
in interview. Cast off those leg-ironies!
a billboard advises. Mel Gibson is said to be remaking
The Man in the Irony Mask. Dinner tonight
will be McIrony and Cheese, all over the nation
young poets effect a Bi-ironic air, pregnant women
swallow vitamin and irony supplements.
Too many ironies in the fire, Beautiful Friend says,
his face eaten half away by darkness.